
Very Long Dog
A sausage dog who gets longer, and longer, and longer

Steer Gloop, a very sticky blob on the end of Barry's line, through a bath full of ducks, socks and soap. Everything that touches Gloop sticks, everything that touches that sticks too, and the bunch comes up to join the party on the side of the bath. Then the plug comes out, and the bath is the sea.
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Bathtub Fishing is a fishing game as drawn in the back of a school exercise book. Barry, a bear in a shower cap, is having a bath, and he is fishing in it. His hook is Gloop, a pink blob with a face who is VERY sticky. The line goes down by itself and comes back by itself; you steer Gloop left and right, and tap to reel him in early. Anything that touches Gloop sticks to him, anything that touches that sticks as well, so the catch hangs off the line like a bunch of grapes and gets bigger and wobblier as it goes. Bring it up and everybody on it hops off to the party on the side of the bath. The bigger the bunch, the more each guest is worth.
The bath is deeper than it looks. Somebody has written the depth down the side, and Barry's mum says it is a normal bath. Once the party is big enough the plug comes out with a GLUG and the bath is the sea, with fish, crabs, submarines and a whale. Then the whale goes PFOOOSH and the bath is in the sky, so you fish upwards into clouds, kites and rainbows, and after that the clouds carry it all into space. The scores grow at the same rate, which is to say unreasonably. A run takes a few minutes, and the last thing on the line is the Moon, who is delighted to be asked.
Some of the things in the water are asleep and very ticklish: a rubber glove in the bath, jellyfish further on. They have a dotted ring round them so you can see them coming. Bump one with a toy on the bunch and the toy lets go and waves goodbye. Bump one with Gloop while he is carrying a catch and he gets the giggles and drops the lot (the glove only does that once, then goes off for a nap). Three lots of giggles and the run is over, which Barry is also fine with. Every run, even a giggly one, ends with a new hat for Gloop until he has all six, kept in your browser along with your high score. There is also a rubber duck on the title page that says do not squeeze.
Big bunches are where the points are. Each guest at the party is worth its own value, times the page, times the number of things that came up in the same bunch, so eight toys brought up together score eight times as much each as eight brought up one by one. Anything that brushes a toy already on the line sticks too, so a wide, wobbly bunch catches more than Gloop alone: steer through the busiest water and let it sweep. The goldfish, the whale, the rainbows and the ringed planets are worth the most on their pages.
The ticklers sleep inside dotted rings. If a toy on the bunch brushes one, only that toy and whatever hangs from it let go, but if Gloop touches one himself he drops the lot and uses one of his three giggles. Steer him round the rings, and when one is in the way, tap to reel in early; a tickle with an empty line costs no giggle. A page turns once the party has enough guests: ten in the bath, twelve in the sea and the sky, ten in space. From the sky on, the line goes up, so the ticklers are above Gloop, and the last cast catches the Moon, worth a trillion points by itself.
Yes. Bathtub Fishing is free to play in your browser on Kiloo, with nothing to download, no account to make and nothing to buy. Your high score, Gloop's hats and whether you squeezed the duck are saved in the browser on this device, so they are waiting for you next time.
Yes, upright or sideways. Drag a finger to steer Gloop left and right, and give the screen a quick tap to reel him in early. On a computer Gloop follows the mouse and a click reels him in, or the Left and Right arrows or A and D steer and Space, Enter or the Up arrow reels in. P or Esc pauses and M mutes.
Four, and then the Moon. The bath needs ten guests at the party, then the plug comes out and the bath is the sea, which needs twelve. A whale blows it into the sky for twelve more, fished upwards, and the clouds carry it into space for the last ten. Each page multiplies the points: 37 times in the sea, 1,234 in the sky and 99,999 in space.
Every run ends with a new hat for Gloop, even one that ends in giggles: a party hat, a crown, a snorkel, a propeller cap, a flower and a top hat, six in all, and he wears the newest. The rubber duck on the title page that says do not squeeze makes everything you catch say QUACK!! instead of its usual hello.
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Bathtub Fishing
Fish in the bath until you catch the Moon